Samie’s Guide to Manipulating Your Parents : Part Two

Step Two: Want something? Your parents won’t buy it for you?

The trick is not to whine! It’s annoying and will irritate your parents and they will be way more likely to say no!

I’ll use an outfit as an example, in a mall, walk by the store window a few times, make a point of mentioning the out fit in the store. Tell them you don’t want to make them spend that much money on you. (that gets them every time) Look in several other stores but keep saying how you liked the other outfit so much more. On your way out, ask if you can stop by one more store, the store! Run inside and ask if you can try it on, your parents will feel so bad they haven’t gotten you anything they will insist on buying it for you.

Disclaimer:  This step requires guilting your parents into buying you something. Probably won’t work if you are car shopping!!!

 

Samie’s Guide To Manipulating Your Parents

 

Step One: Confusing Your Parents

A confused parent is easier to manipulate. Family settings are best for this step. For example, while in the middle of an argument, flip-flop sides, agree with your father, then disagree with him, disagree with your mom, then agree with her. Continue to do this until they can’t be sure of whose side you’re on.  When they are away from each other, they automatically assume you are on their side. Go out shopping or ask them for something separately. With the idea you’re on their side, they will be ten times more likely to buy you something or let you do something.

Disclaimer: This step works best with divorced or separated parents as they are less likely to find out.

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