Samie’s Guide To Manipulating Your Parents
July 27, 2009 at 1:39 am 2 comments
Step One: Confusing Your Parents
A confused parent is easier to manipulate. Family settings are best for this step. For example, while in the middle of an argument, flip-flop sides, agree with your father, then disagree with him, disagree with your mom, then agree with her. Continue to do this until they can’t be sure of whose side you’re on. When they are away from each other, they automatically assume you are on their side. Go out shopping or ask them for something separately. With the idea you’re on their side, they will be ten times more likely to buy you something or let you do something.
Disclaimer: This step works best with divorced or separated parents as they are less likely to find out.
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ericka | July 27, 2009 at 3:09 am
lol wht if ur parents read this?
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samanthashaffer | July 27, 2009 at 4:23 am
my parents told me I should write this. And they have seen it.